There are a variety of mysteries in this universe. Why do we exist? What is the meaning to life? What is in a hot dog? Yet there is one question that will forever haunt me, torture my dreams, and rest on my shoulders with the weight of the world.
Why the FUCK is Lil’ Wayne Famous?
I have a strong dislike for Little (oh excuse me) Lil’ Wayne. Strong. I might even venture to say that I hate him. I haven’t met him, so I can’t pass full judgement on him, but if I were ever given the chance to go and have a light brunch with Mr. Lil’ Wayne-I probably wouldn’t take it- because according to his songs he might try to snort cocaine off my ass.
My first complaint is “Lil” yes… he came about during the Lil’ Bow Wow, and Lil’ Romeo ages of the early 2000s, they’ve dropped the “lil”- why the hell can’t he. He’s probably short- and there is nothing more irritating than a short ugly man with annoying voice.
So I must ask again: Why in heaven fuck is Lil’ Wayne famous- not only famous- but praised for his musicianship. He recently has been nominated for EIGHT Grammys. Yes, the Grammy’s are a joke- remember they honored Milli Vanilli’s German Asses, yet… eight… honestly, you’re telling me that there were no other hip hop albums out there that were a smidge better than an album which featured a tattooed baby on it’s cover and showcased such insightful song titles such as: Got Money and La La?
This is a man who has named all of his latest albums THA CARTER (I, II, III)- originality at it’s best.
I wonder if he is being honored with a Grammy nod because of his appriecation of the female anatomy with such gorgeous song titles as : Pussy Monster, Pussy MVP, Pussy Money and Weed, and (my personal fav) Pop That Pussy.
He’s such a poet.
For someone who loves vagina so much, one would think he would be an expert. I’m going to share some of his deep knowledge of the female genitalia as showcased in the first stanza of his international hit “A Milli”
“Ima millionaire/Ima young money millionaire, tougher than Nigerian hair/My criteria to your career just isn’t fair/Ima venereal disease like a menstrual bleed”
Words spun into magic.
Thanks Dr. Wayne for informing me on my predicament… now if only I can figure out how I got infected with The Period. Maybe if I listen to Pussy Monster, I’ll be able to track the causes.
I hate him.
Why do ladies think he’s attractive. Every time I turn on the Hip Hop radio station there is some chick yelling about how hot Lil Wayne is. What crack have these ladies been smoking?
Attractive
Lil Wayne
Once Again
Attractive
Lil Wayne
um… hello?
So lets refresh- he has no talent, he has no insight, he has a rat-ugly tattoo face. Why… oh man… WHY is he and his scratchy unrhyming off beat skinny ass around.
IT BOGGLES MY MIND.
I can only hope, dream, cross my fingers, count my lucky stars, pick a ton of fucking four leaf clovers, consult witch doctors, and pray- that this ASSHOLE will go the way of another despised ‘Lil’ … WHHHHAAAAT… YYYEEEEAAAH… Lil’ Jon.